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session lasts no longer than an hour or two. “Any more than that, you might end up with a shaved head like Britney Spears,” Cramton says.
</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/ffad12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ffad12</image:title><image:caption>Celebrity posing for paparazzi</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/ffad08.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ffad08</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/ffad01.jpg</image:loc><image:title>paparazzi</image:title><image:caption>Photographers are taking a picture of a film star</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/unnamed.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>Photo: hirepaparazzinewyork.com</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-06-10T02:43:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2017/01/17/the-bubble-queen/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/dsc00613.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dsc00613</image:title><image:caption>Bubbles inside bubbles! see TRANSCRIPT for details.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/dsc00715.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dsc00715</image:title><image:caption>Another show.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/img_0005.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_0005</image:title><image:caption>A show.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/bubbles-young.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bubbles-young</image:title><image:caption>Melody was trained on bubbles from a young age.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-06-10T02:43:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2017/01/28/the-spelling-bee/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/14092478120_2a4d2a885c_k.jpg</image:loc><image:title>14092478120_2a4d2a885c_k</image:title><image:caption>caption here</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/jacques.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jacques</image:title><image:caption>Jacques Bailley at the 1980 bee.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/27205763851_c07bf10ba5_k.jpg</image:loc><image:title>27205763851_c07bf10ba5_k</image:title><image:caption>Caption here.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/14277043822_ec2af52567_k.jpg</image:loc><image:title>14277043822_ec2af52567_k</image:title><image:caption>In his element.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-06-10T02:43:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2017/03/20/the-guru-of-good-manners/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/myka3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>myka3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/myka2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>myka2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/myka.jpg</image:loc><image:title>myka</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/02_romneytrumpshake.gif</image:loc><image:title>02_romneytrumpshake</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-06-10T02:43:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2017/03/08/the-only-female-pro-skywriter-in-america/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/steve-suzanne.jpg</image:loc><image:title>steve-suzanne</image:title><image:caption>“I have to double-check every word first. I’m the worst speller in the world," laughs Asbury-Oliver, pictured here with her husband, Steve.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/circle_jumpers_w.jpg</image:loc><image:title>circle_jumpers_w</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/skymagic_inflight.jpg</image:loc><image:title>skymagic_inflight</image:title><image:caption>“It’s like learning a dance routine. There are lots of steps to make it work; it’s not just jumping in a plane and making it happen."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/resolver-2.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>resolver-2</image:title><image:caption>Pepsi's biplane used for skywriting. Image: digital.lib.ecu.edu</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/resolver-1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>resolver-1</image:title><image:caption>An ad for Pepsi's skywriting campaign in the 1930s. Image: digital.lib.ecu.edu</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/https___airandspace-si-edu_webimages_previews_3991p.jpg</image:loc><image:title>https___airandspace.si.edu_webimages_previews_3991p.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Asbury-Oliver, several decades ago while working as Pepsi's skywriter. Look closely for the "Suzanne" painted on the plane's side. Image: airandspace.si.edu </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-06-10T02:42:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2017/07/24/the-merriam-webster-lexicographer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/citationfiles.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CitationFiles</image:title><image:caption>"I like books and paper, and there are times I miss paper galley. But I feel like the Internet is so amazing for lexicography," Stamper says. Here, the citation room.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/editorial_conferencerm_historialvols-copy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Editorial_ConferenceRm_HistorialVols copy</image:title><image:caption>Print isn't quite dead.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/citationfiledrawer-copy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CitationFileDrawer copy</image:title><image:caption>A citation file drawer in the office. "Lexicographers have so much crazy insight into English," Stamper says.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/kory.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kory stamper</image:title><image:caption>"The job of a lexicographer is to explain language to people, and the Internet gives you all sorts of new ways to do that. We can talk about the differences between commonly confused words using emoji on Twitter."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-06-10T02:42:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2011/06/02/the-guys-that-clean-eight-story-imax-screens/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/andrew-brown-smvi.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Andrew Brown cleaning</image:title><image:caption>Andrew Brown uses an extension pole in the Science Museum of Virginia’s IMAX dome in Richmond. Photo credit: Kevin Morley</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/dustdreadlocks.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dust dreadlocks</image:title><image:caption>Dust "dreadlocks" on a cleaning head after cleaning half a 35mm screen-built up in 12 months.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/imaxcleaner.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cleaning movie screen</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-06-09T09:26:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2011/07/07/the-lego-artist/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/legos-trapped.jpg</image:loc><image:title>LEGO sculpture - Trapped</image:title><image:caption>Many of Sawaya's figures, including "Trapped," are about metamorphosis and transition.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/legos-couragewithin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>LEGO creation - Courage Within</image:title><image:caption>"Courage Within" is another one of Sawaya's most popular creations.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/nathansawaya_withsculpture.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sawaya in studio</image:title><image:caption>Sawaya working in his studio.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/nathansawaya_withsculpture_blue.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nathan Sawaya with sculpture</image:title><image:caption>Sawaya posing with one of his life-size LEGO sculptures.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/legos-yellow.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Yellow</image:title><image:caption>Sawaya's most iconic work, titled "Yellow."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-02-21T01:50:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2016/12/22/reindeer-trainer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/santa-and-reindeer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dav</image:title><image:caption>dav</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/reindeer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dav</image:title><image:caption>dav</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/scr-hk-1019-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>scr-hk-1019-1</image:title><image:caption>Körkkö's mom, dad and sisters, Niina and Marika, in front of their restaurant, Kotahovi.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/scr-ajelu-1092-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>scr-ajelu-1092-1</image:title><image:caption>Janne Körkkö in a one-horse open sleigh.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/jp-matkaan-2014parempi-rajaus.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jp-matkaan-2014parempi-rajaus</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/20160407_visit_rovaniemi_fullres_300dpi-1-of-22.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20160407_visit_rovaniemi_fullres_300dpi-1-of-22</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-12-22T15:06:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2016/10/27/prosthetic-makeup-artist/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/drew.jpg</image:loc><image:title>drew</image:title><image:caption>To age Drew Barrymore in &lt;em&gt;Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle&lt;/em&gt;, Mungle applied a gelatin forehead, a wrap around her cheeks and chin, a neck appliance, and an aging stipple.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/himym01.jpg</image:loc><image:title>himym01</image:title><image:caption>The old-age makeup </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/witch.jpg</image:loc><image:title>witch</image:title><image:caption>Working on the Essex Elder Witch, played by Morgana Shaw.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/jack.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jack Nicholson</image:title><image:caption>When Mungle sees a scary movie, he tries to immerse himself in that fantasy, rather than critiquing the makeup. Here, he does Jack Nicholson's makeup for &lt;em&gt;The Bucket List&lt;/em&gt;.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/csi-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Special Effects Makeup</image:title><image:caption>Mungle at work on an autopsy body for CSI. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-10-27T00:48:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2016/09/26/the-marijuana-planner/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/27222612291_100a0b26df_z.jpg</image:loc><image:title>27222612291_100a0b26df_z</image:title><image:caption>A sample tag that can be scanned by radio-frequency identification devices, which let officials track cannabis plants and products. Photo: Flickr, &lt;a href="https://www.flickr.com/photos/29504740@N00/27222612291/in/photolist-i5cGFF-hX2hPr-rMPPN6-rewuKR-cn1RYL-rwLiz7-Htz1dk-HpUM4a"&gt;aceserve2001&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/27222612291_df7518a76c_k.jpg</image:loc><image:title>27222612291_df7518a76c_k</image:title><image:caption>A sample tag that can be scanned by radio-frequency identification devices, which let officials track cannabis plants and products. Photo: Flickr, &lt;a href="https://www.flickr.com/photos/29504740@N00/27222612291/in/photolist-i5cGFF-hX2hPr-rMPPN6-rewuKR-cn1RYL-rwLiz7-Htz1dk-HpUM4a"&gt;aceserve2001&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/16561983743_e1e3f8f696_b.jpg</image:loc><image:title>16561983743_e1e3f8f696_b</image:title><image:caption>Photo: Flickr, &lt;a href="https://www.flickr.com/photos/130850332@N02/16561983743/in/photolist-i5cGFF-hX2hPr-rMPPN6-rewuKR-cn1RYL-rwLiz7-Htz1dk-HpUM4a"&gt;Oksana Happy&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/podium.jpg</image:loc><image:title>podium</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/panel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>panel</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/outsideheadshot.jpg</image:loc><image:title>outsideheadshot</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/meeting.jpg</image:loc><image:title>meeting</image:title><image:caption>The otherwise nondescript office where Freedman (left) works has some old prohibition posters hanging, to remind them of where they are historically.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-09-26T15:13:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2016/09/07/escape-the-room/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/etrteam.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ETRteam</image:title><image:caption>Escaping....&lt;em&gt;maybe&lt;/em&gt;.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/img_0205.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0205</image:title><image:caption>One of the rooms in Escape New Haven.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/img_0206.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ETR-room</image:title><image:caption>Another room in Escape New Haven.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/johnson_20150209_046.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ETR</image:title><image:caption>Escaping....&lt;em&gt;maybe&lt;/em&gt;.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/johnson_20150209_071.jpg</image:loc><image:title>JOHNSON_20150209_071</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/img_0187b.png</image:loc><image:title>ETR-New Haven</image:title><image:caption>The Escape New Haven team.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/unnamed.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Escape the Room</image:title><image:caption>Ethan Rodriguez-Torrent (right) with his co-founder, Sutter.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-09-07T22:20:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2016/08/24/bridesmaid-for-hire/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/7.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>dresses</image:title><image:caption>Giving Katherine Heigl a run for her money.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/6.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>kit</image:title><image:caption>Glantz's fanny pack survival kit, which she brings to every wedding.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/5.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>selfie</image:title><image:caption>Glantz's first wedding on the job, in Minnesota.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/4.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>with dresses</image:title><image:caption>Jen Glantz at a wedding dress store.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/3.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/2.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/1.png</image:loc><image:title>1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/tumblr_mb6l6d3i3y1rcd11vo1_1280.gif</image:loc><image:title>regina-gorge</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-08-24T17:54:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2016/08/08/the-man-with-his-head-in-the-clouds-quite-literally/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/juergen-klimpke-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Juergen-Klimpke-1</image:title><image:caption>A lenticular 'pile up' over Schleiz, Germany, 2016. (Photo: &lt;a href="https://cloudappreciationsociety.org/gallery/photo/photo-n-146482"&gt;Juergen Klimpke&lt;/a&gt;)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/sim-richardson.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sim-Richardson</image:title><image:caption>A Heart pierced by Cupid's Arrow over Stansted Airport, Essex, UK, July 2016. (Photo: &lt;a href="https://cloudappreciationsociety.org/gallery/photo/photo-n-152429"&gt;Sim Richardson&lt;/a&gt;)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/kevin-wesbroom.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kevin-Wesbroom</image:title><image:caption>A sunset over Linven National Park, Montenegro, July 2016. (Photo: &lt;a href="https://cloudappreciationsociety.org/gallery/photo/photo-n-155281"&gt;Kevin Wesbroom&lt;/a&gt;)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/gabriele-venturi.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gabriele-Venturi</image:title><image:caption>A storm system illuminated by lightning over Verona, Italy, July 2016. (Photo: &lt;a href="https://cloudappreciationsociety.org/gallery/photo/photo-n-155549"&gt;Gabriele Venturi&lt;/a&gt;)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/morning-glory-1993-kangaroo-point.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Morning-Glory-1993-Kangaroo-Point</image:title><image:caption>A Morning Glory cloud approaching Kangaroo Point in Australia, 1993. (Photo: &lt;a href="http://dropbears.com/gallery/morning-glory/"&gt;Russell White&lt;/a&gt;)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/gavinpretorpinney-thumb.jpg</image:loc><image:title>GavinPretorPinney-Thumb</image:title><image:caption>"Clouds are intriguingly contradictory. They look like objects, but they're not; they're droplets of ice crystals," says Gavin Pretor-Pinney.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-08-17T13:24:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2016/06/13/hamilton-costume-designer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/imag4002.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMAG4002</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/imag2871.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMAG2871</image:title><image:caption>The gold shoulder on one of the wool coats.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/imag2942.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMAG2942</image:title><image:caption>L to R: Associate costume designer Angela Kahler, assistant costume designer Shawn McCulloch, assistant costume designer Jen Raskopf.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/imag2993.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMAG2993</image:title><image:caption>Jennifer Raskopf, in the room where it all happens.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-06-20T14:59:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2016/03/24/the-snake-milker/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/dsc_0172.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC_0172</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/dsc00434.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SONY DSC</image:title><image:caption>SONY DSC</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/dsc_0027.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC_0027</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2021-02-03T13:33:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2016/02/29/the-architect-teaching-dogs-to-surf/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/2224843_orig.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2224843_orig</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/9856000.jpg</image:loc><image:title>9856000</image:title><image:caption>Dog surfing tends to draw a crowd.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/483891.jpg</image:loc><image:title>483891</image:title><image:caption>Nani, world champion.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/6533452_orig.jpg</image:loc><image:title>6533452_orig</image:title><image:caption>Dog surfing tends to draw a crowd, Noll says.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-02-29T17:11:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2016/02/11/necco-sweathearts-artist/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/hearts-compared.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hearts-compared</image:title><image:caption>Left: Sweethearts box from the 1995; Right: Sweethearts box from 2016.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/old-box.jpg</image:loc><image:title>old-box</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/logo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>logo</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/old-hearts.jpg</image:loc><image:title>old-hearts</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/color-your-own.jpg</image:loc><image:title>color-your-own</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/geoff-bloom.jpg</image:loc><image:title>geoff-bloom</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/cyberspeak.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CyberSpeak</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/true-love.jpg</image:loc><image:title>true-love</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/new-bgas.jpg</image:loc><image:title>new-bgas</image:title><image:caption>The redesigned packaging for Sweethearts' 150th anniversary. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-02-11T15:44:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2016/01/26/the-food-stylist/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/lafcrgvyituxgiuxo5aymeke389gqj-fb4gmd4i1ou8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lAfCRGvyItUxgIuXO5AYmekE389gQj-Fb4gMd4i1oU8</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/screen-shot-2016-01-24-at-9-04-47-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2016-01-24 at 9.04.47 PM</image:title><image:caption>"Don’t throw out any food that’s been on set until the shoot day is over. Even then, sometimes just hold onto it overnight in case something happens," Omnes says. (Photo: Francine Zaslow)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/screen-shot-2016-01-24-at-9-04-55-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2016-01-24 at 9.04.55 PM</image:title><image:caption>Photo: Beth Galton</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/screen-shot-2016-01-24-at-9-00-31-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2016-01-24 at 9.00.31 PM</image:title><image:caption>Part of Omnès' Cut in Half series. The subjects required all sorts of different techniques to stay together, but very little Photoshop was used. (Photo: Beth Galton; retouching: Daniel Hurlbert)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/screen-shot-2016-01-24-at-8-58-26-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2016-01-24 at 8.58.26 PM</image:title><image:caption>Salmon skin sewn into a corset. (Photo: Scott Pitts)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-02-10T19:27:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2013/09/17/the-sign-language-interpreter/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/photo-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lydia Callis signing</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/photo-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo 2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/photo-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lydia Callis signing</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-01-25T02:38:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2013/11/25/running-concierge/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/heuisler-running.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Heuisler running</image:title><image:caption>Heuisler said his best marathon time, 2:56, was his least favorite race: "I was so focused on the time goal, I lost the fun of running."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/chris-heuisler.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chris Heuisler</image:title><image:caption>When Heuisler tells fellow runners about his job, they typically respond with, "Are they hiring more?"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-01-25T02:37:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2013/12/31/new-years-times-square-confetti/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/treb-new-years.jpg</image:loc><image:title>New Year's 2010-11</image:title><image:caption>"I’ve never had a gig that I’ve done this many years in a row," says Treb Heining (far right, in red). Here, he celebrates the beginning of 2011 with the crowd. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/people-throwing-confetti.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Helpers throwing confetti</image:title><image:caption>In Times Square, a hub of all the latest LED screens, the New Year's confetti process is very rudimentary by comparison.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/people-at-edge-confetti.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Flying confetti</image:title><image:caption>At the Times Square Visitor’s Center, you can write out a wish on a piece of confetti. On Dec. 31, each piece is collected and mixed in with the rest to be dispersed over the crowd. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/confetti_air.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Confetti_Air</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-01-25T02:37:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2014/01/21/the-greeting-card-writer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/smlwithspinner.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sandra with card spinner</image:title><image:caption>Some companies that Louden works with send her copies of her published product. "I’m like a kid at Christmas," she says.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/card01woback.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Greeting card with food</image:title><image:caption>Inside:  "...I'm either fast, cheap or easy!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/card02.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Greeting card</image:title><image:caption>Inside: "I like to look at places I'm never gonna visit."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-01-25T02:37:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2014/02/04/pizza-box-expert/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/viva-la-pizza-p108.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dominos pizza</image:title><image:caption>A Domino's pizza box from Japan.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/photobymichaelberman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Scott Wiener with pizza boxes</image:title><image:caption>Photo: &lt;a href="http://www.msbphotography.com/"&gt;Michael Berman&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/viva-la-pizza-p95.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Homer Bart Simpson pizza box</image:title><image:caption>One of Weiner’s favorite pizza boxes, from a pizzeria in Amsterdam, features artwork of Homer and Bart Simpson.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-01-25T02:36:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2014/03/24/the-latte-artist/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/latte-heart.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Latte heart</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/jessica-bertin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jessica Bertin</image:title><image:caption>TK</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-01-25T02:36:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2014/04/21/the-sword-swallower/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/dan_meyer_renfest_2swords_lg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dan_Meyer_RenFest_2swords_Lg</image:title><image:caption>Dan Meyer at a Renaissance Festival swallowing two swords at once. (Photo: Kirk Hughes)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/dan_meyer_mb2_8-5x11_300dpi_color1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dan Mayer</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/screen-shot-2014-04-20-at-5-55-23-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Dan Meyer throat x-ray</image:title><image:caption>An X-ray of Dan Meyer's chest with a sword.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/dan_meyer_mb2_8-5x11_300dpi_color.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dan Meyer swallowing sword</image:title><image:caption>Photo: Ashley Poland</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-01-25T02:35:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2014/12/16/peabody-duckmaster/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/memphis_duckmaster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Anthony Petrina</image:title><image:caption>"It's not a very subtle outfit, but it's not a very subtle job," says Anthony Petrina, who has been the duckmaster at the Peabody Hotel for about three years.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-01-25T02:35:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2016/01/12/the-mazemaker/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/portman-lodge-maze-tower.jpg</image:loc><image:title>portman lodge, maze tower</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/portman-lodge-tower.jpg</image:loc><image:title>portman lodge tower</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/mirror-interior-of-tower-at-portman-lodge.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Portman Lodge</image:title><image:caption>The mirror interior of the tower at Portman Lodge.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/maze-tower.jpg</image:loc><image:title>maze tower</image:title><image:caption>The Al Rostamani Maze Tower in Dubai.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/maze-tower-highway.jpg</image:loc><image:title>maze tower-highway</image:title><image:caption>The maze tower in Dubai from the highway.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/maze-tower-from-top-of-adjacent-ladder.jpg</image:loc><image:title>maze tower - from top of adjacent ladder</image:title><image:caption>The maze tower from atop an adjacent ladder.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/adrian.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Adrian Fisher</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-01-25T02:33:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2013/08/19/lego-exhibit-nyc/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/photo-jul-28-3-14-45-pm.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Photo Jul 28, 3 14 45 PM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/photo-jul-28-3-12-43-pm.jpg</image:loc><image:title>crowdsourced legos</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/photo-jul-28-3-06-56-pm.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Photo Jul 28, 3 06 56 PM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/photo-jul-28-3-05-23-pm.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Photo Jul 28, 3 05 23 PM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/photo-jul-28-3-02-29-pm.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Photo Jul 28, 3 02 29 PM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/photo-jul-28-2-55-51-pm.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Photo Jul 28, 2 55 51 PM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/photo-jul-28-2-46-26-pm.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Photo Jul 28, 2 46 26 PM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/photo-jul-28-2-42-32-pm.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Photo Jul 28, 2 42 32 PM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/photo-jul-28-2-39-38-pm.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Photo Jul 28, 2 39 38 PM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/photo-jul-28-2-36-33-pm.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Photo Jul 28, 2 36 33 PM</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-14T03:04:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2013/05/28/the-american-idol-coach/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/ret0308.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Michael Orland american idol piano coach</image:title><image:caption>Orland is </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/ret0041.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ret0041</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/img_3403.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Harry Connick Jr and Michael Orland</image:title><image:caption>Above, with Harry Connick, Jr.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/img_1269.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Phillip Phillips and Michael Orland</image:title><image:caption>Orland with Phillip Phillips, </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-29T03:03:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2013/05/03/the-shark-conservationist/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/nurse.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nurse shark</image:title><image:caption>"I would like to dedicate my entire life to [working with sharks," Shiffman says. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/sandbar.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sandbar shark</image:title><image:caption>The sandbar shark (pictured here in Charleston Harbor, South Carolina) is one of the biggest coastal sharks in the world.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/blacktip.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Students with shark</image:title><image:caption>One of the school groups with Shiffman's team on the boat, after watching a blacktip shark. The pump in the shark's mouth helps it breathe when out of the water. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/lemon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lemon shark</image:title><image:caption>David Shiffman, 27, poses with a lemon shark in the Everglades National Park.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/226601_1891479131263_7458346_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>226601_1891479131263_7458346_n</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-04T19:59:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2013/04/09/the-dog-colorist/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/539648_366665083401401_639062138_n1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>539648_366665083401401_639062138_n</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/536040_313008598767050_1454849022_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>536040_313008598767050_1454849022_n</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/486263_426668924067683_727375429_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>486263_426668924067683_727375429_n</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/479926_418522298215679_2057232024_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>479926_418522298215679_2057232024_n</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/417557_384380278296548_1273013782_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>417557_384380278296548_1273013782_n</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/321102_438257222908853_425279277_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>321102_438257222908853_425279277_n</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/539648_366665083401401_639062138_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>539648_366665083401401_639062138_n</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/kilppers2007_2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kilppers2007_2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/tyedyedog.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tye dye dog</image:title><image:caption>Fur.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/imag002_today.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dog on Today show</image:title><image:caption>One of Dawn's poodles sported the NBC signature peacock for an appearance on The Today Show in 2007.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-01-29T23:33:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2013/02/20/the-hand-model/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/jimmyfurino.jpg</image:loc><image:title>James Furino hand model</image:title><image:caption>Furino describes his work as vacillating between "excruciatingly simple" and "brutally high-pressure." </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/url.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>James Furino</image:title><image:caption>Furino describes his work as vacillating between "being excruciatingly simple and brutally high-pressure." Photo: Jonathan Baskin/nypost.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/furino_scissors.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Furino_Scissors</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/furino_calculator.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hand model ad with calculator</image:title><image:caption>Furino's first foray into parts modeling. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/furino_tabletop.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Furino_Tabletop</image:title><image:caption>Furino (R) appeared in the photo for a &lt;i&gt;New York Times&lt;/i&gt; piece on tabletop directors. He wasn't identified, and is still bummed about it. Photo: Damon Winter/The New York Times</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/furino_smirnoff.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Smirnoff Ice truck</image:title><image:caption>Just look at those cuticles. Photo: James Furino</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-19T19:55:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2013/03/19/the-cardstacker/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/day20.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Venetian Macao Resort cards</image:title><image:caption>Berg was commissioned to break his own record at The Venetian Macao Resort Hotel, the largest casino in the world. The project took 44 days, 219,000 cards, and set a new Guinness World Record. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/beijingvillage.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Olympic Village with cards</image:title><image:caption>Berg built the Beijing Olympic Village at Langham Place Kowloon, Hong Kong's largest shopping center, in celebration of the Beijing Olympics.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/article-2009915-0ccc173100000578-974_634x634.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cards Guinness record</image:title><image:caption>Bryan Berg's recreation of the Dallas skyline used 1,060 decks of cards.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-19T04:29:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2013/02/26/the-world-class-juggler/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/dw_kidsfest_marknizer_md.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Juggling laser beams</image:title><image:caption>“There’s a bit of society pressure that says, You’re a homeless street performer,” Nizer explains. That claim isn't unfounded; most performers only collect a few dollars per show by passing around a hat or guitar case. Photo: dwfestivals.aristotle.net</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/twitter_pix.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Mark Nizer</image:title><image:caption>“I turn regular juggling into a living organism," says Mark Nizer, whose show is in "4-D." Photo: twitter.com</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-26T18:26:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2013/02/08/foodie-friday-the-dog-food-tester/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/dog-food-tester-copy-2.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Dog food tester</image:title><image:caption>Food fit for a king (Charles Spaniel). Photo: Nancy Rica Schiff 2006 from her book, &lt;i&gt;Odder Jobs, More Portraits of Unusual Occupations&lt;/i&gt; </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/descriptive-panelists-evaluating-products-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Descriptive Panelists Evaluating Products 1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/descriptive-panelists-evaluating-producst-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Product testers</image:title><image:caption>Testing dog food wasn't half bad, says Patterson. Her worst memories stem from testing cat litter. Photo: Sensory Analysis Center</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/pat-with-her-dog-sammy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pat with her dog Sammy</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/dog-food-samples-and-references-with-tray.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dog food samples</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/dogfood.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DogFood</image:title><image:caption>Human vs. canine food: a sometimes-blurry line. Photo: businessweek.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/anigif_enhanced-buzz-32537-1355769144-2.gif</image:loc><image:title>Cute dog gif</image:title><image:caption>Woof. Source: 4gifs.tumblr.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/chopped-liver.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Chopped liver</image:title><image:caption>Dog food or a chopped liver appetizer? [Photo: redwinebuzz.com]</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-05T00:12:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2013/01/29/sculptor-cheese-palette/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/taliarecline.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Talia butter sculpture</image:title><image:caption>"Talia" butter sculpture, as seen on "Ripley's Believe It Or Not," 2002.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/steg2.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Chocolate stegosaurus</image:title><image:caption>Chocolate stegosaurus, Philadelphia, PA, 2004.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/ronhorseback.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Reagan on horseback</image:title><image:caption>Butter sculpture of President Reagan on horseback, Southern California Fair, 2004.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/ninapintasantam.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Nina Pinta Santa Maria</image:title><image:caption>The Nina, the Pinta, the Santa Maria, made from parmesan cheese and pizza dough, Columbus Day Parade, 2005. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/cleo.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Chocolate Cleopatra</image:title><image:caption>Cleopatra in chocolate, 2008.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/choccycle2.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>chocolate motorcycle</image:title><image:caption>Jim Victor with his chocolate Harley-Davidson, Nestlé USA
ChocolateFest, Burlington, Wisconsin, 2003.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/wilkerson1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Woman made from vegetables</image:title><image:caption>Portrait of Barbara Wilkerson, commissioned for her birthday, 2008.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/starrynight.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Van Gogh Starry Night</image:title><image:caption>Van Gogh's "Starry Night" using candy.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/mona_lisa.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Mona Lisa food</image:title><image:caption>"Mona Lisa" using Italian food products.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/mccainobama.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>McCain and Obama</image:title><image:caption>Butter sculptures of John McCain and Barack Obama, Erie County Fair, 
Hamburg, NY, 2008.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-29T16:48:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2012/12/31/the-top-5-no-joe-schmos-of-2012/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/nojoeschmo_party.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>New years hat</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-31T19:33:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2012/12/24/the-mall-santa-who-wears-birkenstocks-and-kneepads/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/ar131076624360168.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Toddler with iPad</image:title><image:caption>Photo: activerain.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/withdogs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Santa with dogs</image:title><image:caption>"I can put a smile on anyone’s face – young, old," says</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/withbaby2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Santa with baby </image:title><image:caption>Umpteen years ago, a psychic told me that I was going to do something wonderful with kids," Santa Sid recalls. "[This job] might be draining...but I can put a smile on anyone's face."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/withbaby.jpg</image:loc><image:title>withbaby</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/puppies.jpg</image:loc><image:title>puppies</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/nappingkid.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Santa nap with kid</image:title><image:caption>TK</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-24T23:41:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2012/12/04/the-magician-in-the-waldorf-astoria/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/cohen-with-buffet-card.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cohen with Buffet card</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/cohen-show-teakettle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cohen show teakettle</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/cohen-show-finale.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cohen show finale</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/cohen-rising-cards.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Steve Cohen magician</image:title><image:caption>Steve Cohen, also known as the Millionaire's Magician, has performed his show at the Waldorf 3,000 times — for 250,000 people.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/cohen-pouring-kettle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Think a Drink magic trick</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/cohen-magic-teakettle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Think-a-Drink magic trick</image:title><image:caption>Think a Drink description</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/cohen-buffett-scott.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Warren Buffet magic show</image:title><image:caption>In addition to performing for Warren Buffet (pictured above), Cohen's star audience members include the Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia and the Queen of Morocco. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/chamber-magic-painting.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chamber Magic painting</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-05T21:02:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2012/11/22/odd-jobs-thanksgiving-day-parade/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/hellokitty.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Hello Kitty balloon</image:title><image:caption>The Hello Kitty balloon is one of three new character balloons and six new floats this year. Photo: CBS 2</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-22T18:56:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2012/11/20/the-quidditch-olympian/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/quidditchgoldmedal.png</image:loc><image:title>Quidditch gold medal</image:title><image:caption>The gold medal that Team USA took home after the Olympic Expo Games in Oxford, England, this summer. Photo: Kedzie Teller</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/9.gif</image:loc><image:title>Harry Potter quidditch</image:title><image:caption>Don't try this at home. Source: harrypottergif.tumblr.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/quidditchtackling.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Quidditch tackling</image:title><image:caption>"This photo is definitely of an illegal tackle, but it still looks fun," Teller says. Pictured: Boston University vs Emerson. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/kedziemidair.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Playing Quidditch</image:title><image:caption>Team USA playing France at the Olympic Quidditch Expo Tournament. Photo: Bernard Scott Taylor</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/kedziewithgold.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Olympic gold medal</image:title><image:caption>After Team USA won the gold at the Olympic Expo Games in Oxford, England this summer. Photo: Greta Teller</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-20T16:49:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2012/10/31/cemetery-tour-guide/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/jeffrichman_costume.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>halloween tour guide in costume</image:title><image:caption>Jeff Richman's Halloween tours attract many first-time visitors to Green-Wood. "When you love something, you want to share it with people. You want them to appreciate it as much as you do," he says. Photo: Jeff Richman</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/7897461830_ed21068623_b.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Green-Wood arch</image:title><image:caption>After Green-Wood opened in 1838, the cemetery attracted close to 500,000 visitors on a yearly basis for about 50 years. Its popularity helped inspire the building of Central Park. Photo: flickr.com/ Mambo'Dan</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/halloween-jeff_-2010.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Jeff Richman</image:title><image:caption>After Green-Wood opened in 1838, the cemetery attracted close to 500,000 visitors on a yearly basis for about 50 years. Its popularity helped inspire the building of Central Park. Photo: green-wood.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/halloween_burd_2010.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Halloween tour</image:title><image:caption>Green-Wood, which was founded in 1838 as one of America’s first rural cemeteries, was designated a National Historic Landmark in 2006. 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"When you love something, you want to share it with people and for them to appreciate it as much as you do," he says.&#13;
</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-01T22:43:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2012/10/16/horse-healer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/horse.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Cute miniature horses</image:title><image:caption>Photo: bossip.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/enhanced-buzz-18565-1269448380-4.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Horse photobomb</image:title><image:caption>When horses photobomb. Photo: flickr.com / Andreas Müller via buzzfeed.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/jeff-moore-600-res-0011.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Horse chiropractor</image:title><image:caption>Jeff Moore TK. Photo: </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-16T15:35:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2012/10/08/pg-rated-mermaid/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/whalesharks.png</image:loc><image:title>Swimming with whale sharks</image:title><image:caption>Wolbert has never visited SeaWorld, and doesn’t plan to. “I won’t put any money toward keeping animals in captivity,” she says. Above, she swims with whale sharks.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/freediving.png</image:loc><image:title>Freediving in Bahamas</image:title><image:caption>Freediving relies on a diver's ability to hold his or her breath until resurfacing instead of using external breathing devices.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/whale-shark-dance-mermaid-linden-poster-2012.png</image:loc><image:title>Whale Shark Dance Mermaid Linden Poster 2012</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/mermaid-linden.png</image:loc><image:title>Mermaid Linden swimming</image:title><image:caption>Linden Wolbert can hold her breath for five minutes. “When I’m not in the ocean for a long period of time, I get really itchy," Wolbert says.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/linden-freediving-to-35-meters.png</image:loc><image:title>Linden Freediving to 35 Meters</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/kidsnmer.png</image:loc><image:title>Kids and mermaid</image:title><image:caption>At children's birthday parties, kids swim with Wolbert at warp speed. "Fins down, it’s an incredible feeling and sensation," she says. "They see someone from Disney movies come to life."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/crawling-out.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Crawling Out</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-08T15:48:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2012/09/27/the-naked-cowboy-reads-nietzsche/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/schedule.jpg</image:loc><image:title>schedule</image:title><image:caption>Burck meticulously documents his meals, reading logs, and schedule into black marble notebooks. To date, he estimates he has filled about 400 journals over the past 13 years. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/profpic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Naked Cowboy profile</image:title><image:caption>“Everyone in the world knows me, and if they don’t, they will," Burck says matter-of-factly. "It'll be, like, Buddha, Jesus, Naked Cowboy.” Photo: facebook.com/nkdcowboy</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/withcar.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Naked Cowboy with his car</image:title><image:caption>TK</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/intshirt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>intshirt</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/frontview.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Naked Cowboy</image:title><image:caption>“Everyone in the world knows me, and if they don’t, they will," Burck says matter-of-factly. "It'll be, like, Buddha, Jesus, Naked Cowboy.”</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/crowd.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Times Square crowd</image:title><image:caption>TKTK </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/guitarcloseup.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Naked Cowboy guitar</image:title><image:caption>Burck collects cash in a small opening on the top of his guitar. He also glued on a small mirror.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/notebook.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Naked Cowboy schedule</image:title><image:caption>Burck meticulously documents his meals, reading logs, and schedule into black marble notebooks. To date, he estimates he has filled about 400 journals over the past 13 years. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/tattoo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Naked Cowboy tattoo</image:title><image:caption>The tattoo on Burck's right arm depicts a devil, and the one his left depicts Jesus. "It shows I can be as evil or as good as I want," he says.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/backseat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Naked Cowboy Escalade trunk</image:title><image:caption>Burck keeps two pairs of boots in the trunk of his car at all times. He wears each for two or three weeks for selling them on his website.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-27T18:12:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2011/06/03/no-joe-schmo-featured-on-resume-bear/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/logo-blog.gif</image:loc><image:title>Resume Bear blog</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-17T01:28:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2011/06/06/vote-for-no-joe-schmo-for-blogher-11-voices-of-the-year/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-17T01:27:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2011/09/27/no-joe-schmo-on-blogher/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/logo.png</image:loc><image:title>blogher logo</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-17T01:27:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2012/09/16/no-joe-schmo-featured-on-forbes-top-75-websites-for-your-career/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/nojoeschmo_party.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NoJoeSchmo with party hat</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/nojoeschmo_logo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NoJoeSchmo_logo</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/screen-shot-2012-09-16-at-8-47-46-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Forbes logo</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-17T01:26:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2012/09/11/9-rules-for-creative-genius/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/statue-skaar.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Skaar Premium Format Figure</image:title><image:caption>Skaar Premium Format Figure; Designed by Ariel Olivetti, sculpted by Martin Canale and the Gore Group, Art Direction by David Igo</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/statue-galactus-01.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Galactus Maquette</image:title><image:caption>Galactus Maquette; Designed by David Igo, Kris Anka, and Raul Osorio, sculpted by Pablo Vigianno</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/print-vlad-01.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Vlad print</image:title><image:caption>Vlad; Art by David Igo and Fabian Schlaga</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/print-patientzero-01.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Patient Zero </image:title><image:caption>Patient Zero; Art by David Igo and Fabian Schlaga</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/bio-igo-01-md.jpg</image:loc><image:title>David Igo</image:title><image:caption>David at his desk.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/lightbulb_idea.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Bright idea lightbulb</image:title><image:caption>Photo: uncyclopedia.wikia.com</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-13T00:26:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2012/09/07/foodie-friday-the-cheese-makers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/talithagoat1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Talitha with goat</image:title><image:caption>At Edgwick Farm, Talitha Thurau and her business partner Dan Jones sell eight different types of cheeses, plus a few seasonal ones.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/udders.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Goat udders</image:title><image:caption>"We are milking 13 of these girls now and they are challenging and beautiful," reads the caption to this photo on Edgwick Farm's Facebook page. Udderly challenging and beautiful, that is.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/talithagoat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TalithaGoat</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/edgwickmailbox.jpg</image:loc><image:title>EdgwickMailbox</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/edgwickcheese.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Goat cheeses</image:title><image:caption>These ripened mini wheels of Firthcliffe and Aleck Meadow are both named after local landmarks.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-04T04:28:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2012/08/27/submit-your-questions-the-coney-island-carny/</loc><lastmod>2012-08-27T16:03:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2012/08/23/the-dirty-car-artist/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/torontoskyline_sm.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TorontoSkyline_sm</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/scott-with-brush.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Scott with brushes</image:title><image:caption>Scott Wade was dubbed "Lord of the Dust" at an event in Istanbul, Turkey, and the "da Vinci of Dust" by the &lt;i&gt;National Enquirer&lt;/i&gt;.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/scott-bamf.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Scott BAMF</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/polarbears_sm.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PolarBears_sm</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/marx-brothers-jpg_201546.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Marx Brothers</image:title><image:caption>One of Wade's most recent works: The Marx Brothers.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/marilynclosup_sm.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MarilynClosup_sm</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/marilynaudreysm.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MarilynAudrey+sm</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/laurel-hardy-jpg_201545.jpg</image:loc><image:title>laurel-hardy-jpg_201545</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/escher_sm.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Escher_sm</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/dirty-car-art-scott-wade-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Girl with a Pearl Earring</image:title><image:caption>Wade creates original drawings and representations of recognizable art, such as Girl with a Pearl Earring.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-23T13:41:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2012/08/13/airbrush-tanner/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/larry_david_11108.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Larry David - Curb Your Enthusiasm</image:title><image:caption>Photo: cinemablend.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/gothamglow_tamarvezirian.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tamar Vezirian, Gotham Glow</image:title><image:caption>Tamar Vezirian with gun. Photo: Yvonne Lynch (yvonnelynchfamily.com)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/gothamglow_interior2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Inside Gotham Glow</image:title><image:caption>Inside. Photo: C. Bay Milin</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/gothamglow_interior.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gotham Glow Interior</image:title><image:caption>inside 2. Photo: C. Bay Milin</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-13T14:33:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2012/08/09/odd-jobs-at-the-olympics/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/london-2012-olympics-divers-funny-faces.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>London 2012 Olympics diver funny faces</image:title><image:caption>Photo: Reuters/Jorge Silva</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-20T15:57:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2012/03/06/the-fountain-pen-doctor/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/richardbinder.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Richard Binder</image:title><image:caption>Richard Binder admits to having poor handwriting, but he's working to develop a "legible but still characterful sloped script."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/unknown-1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Parker51Pen</image:title><image:caption>The Parker 51 fountain pen, which was developed in 1939, is considered by most collectors to be the finest pen ever made.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-06T20:10:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2012/08/06/roundup-june-july-2012/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/must-read.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Must reads</image:title><image:caption>Photo: justincaseyouwerewondering.com</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-06T02:43:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2012/08/01/the-pop-up-paper-engineer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/171908894.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Star Wars: A Galactic Pop-Up Adventure</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/starwars-droids.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pop-up from Star Wars: Droids</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/starwars-darth.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pop-up from Star Wars - Darth Vader</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/starwars_jabba.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pop-up from Star Wars - Jabba</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/reinhart-fairies1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pop-up from Fairies &amp; Magical Creatures (2)</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/reinhart_monstercover.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Encyclopedia Mythologica: Dragons &amp; Monsters</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/reinhart_monster2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pop-up from Dragons &amp; Monsters (2)</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/reinhart_monster1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pop-up from Dragons &amp; Monsters</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/reinhart_godscover.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Encyclopedia Mythologica: Gods and Heroes</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/reinhart_gods2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pop-up from Gods &amp; Heroes (2)</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-10T02:24:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2012/07/24/airport-canine-ambassador/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/caseybusinesscard.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dog business card</image:title><image:caption>This dog is down to business. See her business cards, above.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/baby-with-dog.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Baby in stroller with dog</image:title><image:caption>Photo: Miami-Dade Aviation Department</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/kids-petting-dog-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Group of kids petting dog on airport floor</image:title><image:caption>Said lovefest. Photo: Miami-Dade Aviation Department</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/kids-petting-dog.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Kids petting dog at airport</image:title><image:caption>QUOTE. Photo: Miami-Dade Aviation Department</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/lizcasey.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Liz and Casey</image:title><image:caption>"QUOTE." Photo: Miami-Dade Aviation Department</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-24T18:21:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2012/07/17/the-cue-cards-guy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/snl-jimmy-fallon.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>SNL Jimmy Fallon</image:title><image:caption>Feresten's company, NYC Q-Cards, also works for &lt;i&gt;Late Night with Jimmy Fallon&lt;/I&gt;. Photo: sheknows.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/wallywithkeenan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Wally Feresten with Keenan Thompson</image:title><image:caption>Wally Feresten (R) with Keenan Thompson on the set of &lt;i&gt;SNL&lt;/i&gt;.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/wally_feresten.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Wally Feresten</image:title><image:caption>Photo: steph-was-here.tumblr.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/wallyferesten.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Wally Feresten</image:title><image:caption>Photo: steph-was-here.tumblr.com</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-18T04:50:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2012/07/09/video-game-actor/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/spongebob.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Spongebob Squarepants</image:title><image:caption>Tom Kenny also voiced Dog of &lt;i&gt;CatDog&lt;/i&gt; and Heffer Wolfe on &lt;i&gt;Rocko's Modern Life&lt;/i&gt;. Photo: fanpop.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/laniminella_studio.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lani Minella in studio</image:title><image:caption>Need for speed | Bend your elbows and pretend you’re typing really quickly on a keyboard. Your fingers will act as puppeteers to move your mouth faster. Photo:</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/southpark.jpg</image:loc><image:title>South Park</image:title><image:caption>Photo: mentorless.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/laniminella.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Lani Minella voice work</image:title><image:caption>Photo: imdb.com</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-09T20:46:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2012/06/29/foodie-friday-the-submarine-chef/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/allen_williford.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Flag Culinary Specialist Allen Williford</image:title><image:caption>Photo: </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/recipe-697.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Lobster Thermidor</image:title><image:caption>Photo: cookstr.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/120216-n-aw342-002.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CS1 Allen Williford rescue training</image:title><image:caption>Flag cook Allen Williford performs water rescue training at the Naval Submarine Base New London pool. (Photo: Lt. j.g. Kevin Shanley/public.navy.mil)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-29T15:37:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2012/06/01/foodie-friday-the-miniature-food-artist-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/shayaaron1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Shay Aaron</image:title><image:caption>Shay Aaron TK</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/whisk.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>whisk</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/veggies.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Veggies</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/trayofcake.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TrayOfCake</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/seafood.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>seafood</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/salad.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>salad</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/rawsteakcufflinks.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>RawSteakCufflinks</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/pizza.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>pizza</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/mojitoearrings.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>MojitoEarrings</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/mediterranean.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>mediterranean</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-10T16:05:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2012/06/20/the-sommelier/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/pictureofwinstonchurchill1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Winston Churchill</image:title><image:caption>Photo: education-images.blogspot.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/pictureofwinstonchurchill.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Picture+of+Winston+Churchill</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/9_3_orig.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pouring red wine</image:title><image:caption>Photo: viticlasswines.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/provence-town-breathtaking-better.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Provence, France</image:title><image:caption>Wines in Provence are grown under demanding conditions; the hot weather and abundant sunshine ripen the grapes quickly. Photo: blogs.transparent.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/chriscree.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chris Cree</image:title><image:caption>"If you make wine in a natural way that respects the environment in which grapes grow, you get a product that is really incredible," says Chris Cree, one of only about 300 people in the world to hold the Master of Wine title.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-19T16:55:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2012/06/12/the-snooze-director/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/naptime.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Dog napping</image:title><image:caption>Photo: dogkidz.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/snoozedirector.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Emily Barrett</image:title><image:caption>Trouble falling asleep may be linked to drinking coffee or working out too late in the evening, says Emily Barrett, Sleepy's first-ever Snooze Director.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-20T21:30:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2011/06/09/the-brand-namer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/600-01072210n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Teens in band</image:title><image:caption>Photo credit: masterfile.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/bu_ibm01.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IBM computers</image:title><image:caption>Photo credit: articles.sfgate.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/oreo100.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Oreo in milk</image:title><image:caption>Photo credit: examiner.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/jay-jurisich.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jay Jurisich</image:title><image:caption>Jay Jurisich at his desk. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-11T21:51:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2012/06/06/the-soap-maker/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/sandbarsoap.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sandbar Soap</image:title><image:caption>Cirese's signature Sandbar Soap is made with a layer of sand and a layer of oatmeal and apricot seeds.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/cupcakesoaps.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cupcake Soaps</image:title><image:caption>These lemon-vanilla cupcake soaps are topped with real pink coconut.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/cirese.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cirese</image:title><image:caption>Cirese</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-07T15:35:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2012/02/01/the-kiddie-ride-refurbisher/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/yj7m8828.jpg</image:loc><image:title>YJ7M8828</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/times-call-photo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>With a variety of rides</image:title><image:caption>"If you ask people to name three kiddie rides, they'll usually say a horse, carousel, and fire truck," says Carson. "But there are thousands of rides."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/ray-of-damon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ray of Damon</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/ray-of-damon-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Damon Carson on carousel horse</image:title><image:caption>Just another day at the office for Damon Carson.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/ray-of-damon-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Damon Carson on kiddie ride</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/ray-of-damon-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ray of Damon 3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/ray-of-damon-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ray of Damon 2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/image001.gif</image:loc><image:title>image001</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/fort-facetoface.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Face to face with carousel horse</image:title><image:caption>Having a heart-to-heart with one of his horses.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/fort-9028.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fort - 9028</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-07T15:07:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2012/05/22/the-textile-jeweler/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/necklace.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cotton necklace</image:title><image:caption>These short necklaces are made with Swiss cotton, viscose, and lurex oval guipures.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/paz_closeup.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Paz Sintes in studio</image:title><image:caption>Sintes works from her home studio in Brooklyn, NY.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/paz-working.jpg</image:loc><image:title>paz working</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/paz-in-studio.jpg</image:loc><image:title>paz in studio</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/embroidering.jpg</image:loc><image:title>embroidering</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/bubble-packaging.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bubble packaging</image:title><image:caption>The "bubbles" that Sintes uses for gifting her jewelry.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/bracelet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gray stitched bracelet</image:title><image:caption>This French cotton-lurex-poly ribbon hand-stitched bracelet has a retail value of about $135 to $145.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/astaire.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fred Astaire portrait</image:title><image:caption>A "floating" photograph of Fred Astaire hangs in Sintes' studio, which serves as a muse for lightness and freedom.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-29T21:25:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2011/08/03/the-permanent-makeup-artist/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/winged-eyeshadow-and-eyeliner0.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Winged eyeshadow and liner</image:title><image:caption>Katz goes for a more natural look. Photo: mybeautyblog.co.uk</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/miche-eyebrows1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Eyebrow enhancements</image:title><image:caption>Eyebrow enhancements at Miche, circa 2003.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/spock.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Spock - Star wars</image:title><image:caption>“Some customers want eyebrows out of Star Trek, like Spock’s,” Katz said. “In a week, they’d be back with their lawyer, so I have to be diplomatic and say no.” Photo: krcarnes17.wordpress.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/miche-eyebrows.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Eyebrow enhancements</image:title><image:caption>Before and after eyebrow procedures at Miche, in 2003.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/marilyn-monroe5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Marilyn Monroe</image:title><image:caption>We're guessing that Marilyn's lips probably weren't enhanced. Photo credit: topnews.in</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/michael_04-22.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mike Katz - Mi Che Permanent Cosmetics</image:title><image:caption>Mike Katz, sole proprietor of Miche.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-02T19:36:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2011/08/15/more-than-skin-deep-the-tattoo-artist/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/acdc_tribute.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ACDC tribute tattoo</image:title><image:caption>AC/DC tribute tattoos on customers' legs.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/draft_lens16695871module142154181photo_1292919021angelina-jolie-tattoo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Angelina Jolie tattoo</image:title><image:caption>Angelina Jolie famously has many tattoos, including the geographic coordinates from where her children were born. Photo: squidoo.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/jesse-tattooing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jesse tattooing</image:title><image:caption>Neese often works until 9 p.m. or 10 p.m. in the evening.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/st-michael-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>St Michael</image:title><image:caption>Photo: Jesse Neese</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/j-avatar.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jesse Neese</image:title><image:caption>Jesse Neese is</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-18T18:08:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2011/07/06/the-filmmaker-the-film-editor/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/alexediting.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Alex editing video</image:title><image:caption>Alex editing her work on Final Cut Pro.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/alexedit.jpg</image:loc><image:title>alex editing</image:title><image:caption>Alex editing her work on Final Cut Pro.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/alexalexis.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Alexis Boling, left, and his wife Alex Boling, right.</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-18T18:08:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2011/08/24/the-glass-blower/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/glass-bike1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Glass bike</image:title><image:caption>Rene made this glass bicycle for the annual Amgen Tour in Sacramento. It features working parts, complete with rolling wheels.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/dichro-fish.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Glass blown fish</image:title><image:caption>This dichro-fish was blown and sculpted.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/vessel-marble2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Glass vessel</image:title><image:caption>This multi-colored vessel features a large hand-blown marble in the center.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/rene-teach-gabe.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rene teaching student</image:title><image:caption>Rene teaches student Gabriel Dart, 15, how to start the shape of a piece.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/rene-bench.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Glass blowing</image:title><image:caption>Rene Steinke has </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-18T18:06:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2011/10/03/dillon-works/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/trump.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Trump Casino</image:title><image:caption>Another Dillon Works project: a hallway of arches that leads to the Trump Casino Boat in Gary, Indiana. The column capitals are vacuum-formed plastic, finished in an applied gold leaf.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/dillon_works_building_2010.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Largest paper airplane in the world</image:title><image:caption>Dillon Works is the home of the world’s largest paper airplane. It’s 26 feet in length and weighs over one ton.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/dillonworks_hongkong_rocket_3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rocket ship for Hong Kong Disneyland</image:title><image:caption>The rocket ship that Dillon Works built for Hong Kong Disneyland.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/dillon_works_facility_03.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pterodactyl at office</image:title><image:caption>A large pterodactyl looms over the front desk at Dillon Works.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/mike_dillon_dillon_works.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mike Dillon</image:title><image:caption>Mike Dillon is TK</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-18T18:05:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2012/05/15/the-pooper-scooper/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/pooperscooper.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dirty Work truck</image:title><image:caption>Erin Erman's dog, Brady, in one of Dirty Work's trucks.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/welsh-corgi-puppy-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Welsh Corgi puppy</image:title><image:caption>Welsh Corgi puppies are cute. Their poop is not. Photo: pbh2.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/corgi.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Corgi </image:title><image:caption> are cute. Their waste is not.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/poop-scooping-hieroglyphics-large-msg-128064392249.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Poop scooping sign</image:title><image:caption>Photo: buzznet.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/dog-on-toilet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dog sitting on toilet</image:title><image:caption>One of Dirty Work's ad uses imagery of a dog on a toilet with the tagline &lt;i&gt;Until then, call us.&lt;/i&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/carabrown2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cara Brown of Atlanta-based Dirty Work</image:title><image:caption>Cara Brown, co-founder of a Atlanta-based poop-scooping business, has dealt with poop every day, five days per week, for 15 years. She claims the pet sector is relatively recession-proof.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/carabrown1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CaraBrown1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-14T14:28:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2012/05/10/the-marriage-proposal-planner/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/proposal.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Laurie &amp; Ange proposal</image:title><image:caption>Laurie and the Louboutins. Photo: Maggie Harkov/BrilliantEventPlanning.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/tiffany.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Tiffany's box</image:title><image:caption>Photo: pawngo.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/sarah-pease.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Sarah Pease</image:title><image:caption>Photo: the-proposal-planner.com</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-10T06:18:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2012/01/17/the-couchsurfer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/img_0268.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0268</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/img_0264.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0264</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/img_0160.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dan Hoffer in Caribbean</image:title><image:caption>Hoffer on a recent trip to the Caribbean with his wife.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/love-sack-office-4962.jpg</image:loc><image:title>love sack office-4962</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/dan-presenting-2314.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dan Hoffer presenting</image:title><image:caption>CouchSurfing CEO Dan Hoffer hosts a presentation at the company's San Francisco headquarters.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/dan-teepee.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dan with tepee</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/cs-office-6222.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CouchSurfing headquarters</image:title><image:caption>Inside the CouchSurfing headquarters in San Franciso.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-07T22:45:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2012/01/04/the-oyster-farmer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/raw-oysters_00104.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Raw oysters</image:title><image:caption>Raw oysters on the half shell. Photo: sweetpaprika.wordpress.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/buddy_mcclure.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Buddy McClure</image:title><image:caption>Buddy McClure, on the left.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/oysters-corbis.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Oysters growing on a rope</image:title><image:caption>Oytsers growing on a rope at Umpqua. Photo credit: Macduff Everton/CorbisImages.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/l.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Umpqua Aquaculture in Winchester Bay, Oregon</image:title><image:caption>Photo credit: Wendy B./Yelp</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-03T20:27:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2011/09/26/the-two-person-orchestra/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/img_0399-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sruli and Lisa twins</image:title><image:caption>Sruli and Lisa's aspiring musicians twins, Johnny Xylo and Charlie Re.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/img_0112.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Musical saw</image:title><image:caption>A musical saw, also called a singing saw, is the application of a hand saw as a musical instrument. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/img_0153.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sruli and Lisa</image:title><image:caption>Lisa Mayer and her husband, Sruli, often get invited out by audience members after their shows because of their high levels of connectivity.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-26T14:17:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2011/09/15/no-joe-schmos-monthly-roundup-september/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/5435422933_f52f1d3db9_b.jpg</image:loc><image:title>speeding school bus</image:title><image:caption>Photo: flickr.com / sixty8panther</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-15T02:17:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2011/09/13/the-traveling-puppeteer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/erik-puppets.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Erik Torbeck with puppets</image:title><image:caption>"The audience never knows how many people are backstage; they'll think it’s 10 of us," Torbeck says. They often answer questions after shows.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/tnest-3-birds.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bird puppets</image:title><image:caption>Puppets from "Tales From the Nest."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/210-dino-construction-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dinosaur puppets</image:title><image:caption>Construction of a dinosaur puppet for the troupe's newest show.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/210-dino-construction-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dinosaur puppet</image:title><image:caption>Construction of a dinosaur puppet for the troupe's newest show.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/pirates-ocean.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pirate puppets</image:title><image:caption>Characters from the show "Everybody Loves Pirates."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/ftown-wbk-large.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Frogtown Mountain Puppeteers</image:title><image:caption>L to R: Erik Torbeck, Brian Torbeck, and Robin Erlandsen. Photo credit: bobmahoney.com, ©2007</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-13T13:28:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2011/09/07/odd-jobs-are-important/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/love-my-job.gif</image:loc><image:title>Love your job</image:title><image:caption>Photo: partnershipforhumanservices.org</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/51gqwusgg5l.jpg</image:loc><image:title>101 weird ways to make money</image:title><image:caption>Gillman's book extols the unusual. Photo: toneshr.com</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-26T15:11:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2011/09/05/ceo-of-lincoln-park-zoo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/blythes_hornbill.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hornbill bird</image:title><image:caption>Bell is particularly fascinated by hornbills, which are indigenous to Africa and Asia. To lay eggs and rear her young, the female seals herself in tree cavity with a tiny opening for the male to feed her through.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/amur_tiger.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tiger</image:title><image:caption>A tiger's striped pattern is believed to help the predator hide in vegetation by breaking up the outline of its body.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/w-c_gibbon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>white-cheeked gibbon</image:title><image:caption>Gibbons are born with blonde fur like their mothers, but by age 2, their color turns to black. When they reach adulthood, males remain black and females change back to blonde.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/kevin_bell_zoo-grounds.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lincoln Park Zoo</image:title><image:caption>Kevin Bell walks around the zoo's grounds.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/kevin_bell_aza.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kevin Bell Lincoln Park Zoo</image:title><image:caption>Bell describes his management style as relaxed: "People call me by my first name."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/01cobra_337-blog480-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bronx Zoo cobra</image:title><image:caption>All the rage on Twitter: the Bronx Zoo's cobra. Photo: cityroom.blogs.nytimes.com</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-05T22:36:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2011/08/12/foodie-friday-the-kimchi-taco-truck/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/truck2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Christian - Kimchi Taco Truck</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/truck1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kimchi Taco Truck</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-05T22:35:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2011/07/22/foodie-friday-the-cupcake-chef/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/crumbs-best-sellers-collection-signature-size-cupcakes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Crumbs Best Sellers Collection</image:title><image:caption>The Best Seller Collection includes Red Velvet, Cookies and Cream, Devil's Food, Peanut Butter Cup, Squiggle, and Cookie Dough for $27.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/storefront.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Crumbs storefront</image:title><image:caption>Crumbs has locations in California, Connecticut, Washington DC, Chicago, New Jersey, New York City, and Virginia.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/about_mia_1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mia Bauer - Crumbs Cupakes</image:title><image:caption>Mia Bauer</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/miabauer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mia Bauer - Crumbs Cupcakes</image:title><image:caption>Mia</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/mia1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mia - Crumbs cupcakes</image:title><image:caption>Mia had .</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/mia-crumbs2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MIA-crumbs2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/4_cu_icecream_collection_taste.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ice Cream collection</image:title><image:caption>The Ice Cream Collection Taste Pack features bite-size cupcakes in different ice cream flavors.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/mia.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mia - Crumbs Cupcakes</image:title><image:caption>Mia Bauer had no official training experience when she co-founded Crumbs.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/mia-crumbs1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MIA-crumbs</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/milkshake-cupcake.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Milkshake Cupcake</image:title><image:caption>Milkshake Cupcake is TK TK</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-04T05:06:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2011/09/02/foodie-friday-the-food-chemist/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/page_one.jpg</image:loc><image:title>food chemistry</image:title><image:caption>Photo: accessexcellence.org</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/lays-classic.gif</image:loc><image:title>Lays chips</image:title><image:caption>Lay's classic potato chips. Photo: fritolay.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/fritos-dip-southwest-enchilada-black-bean.gif</image:loc><image:title>Fritos black bean dip</image:title><image:caption>Frito-Lay Southwest Enchilada Black Bean Dip.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/supriya.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Supriya Varma</image:title><image:caption>Supriya is.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-02T15:32:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2011/08/29/the-hot-air-balloon-pilot/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/1225132326_zr3l8-l.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Flying hot air balloon</image:title><image:caption>Smooth sailing.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/1214638866_w8c6n-l.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Inflating hot air balloon</image:title><image:caption>Inflating the hot air balloon.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/mike-england-launching.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Launching hot air balloon</image:title><image:caption>Launching hot air balloon</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/mike-england.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mike England</image:title><image:caption>Mike England </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-29T12:39:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2011/08/26/foodie-friday-the-pizza-chef/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/pizza.jpg</image:loc><image:title>New York style pizza</image:title><image:caption>New York-style pizza has a thin, crackery crust with ingredients spread across the top. Photo: ecryptical.blogspot.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/2008_05_13-breakfastpizza2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Breakfast pizza</image:title><image:caption>Breakfast pizza. Photo: thekitchn.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/tossing-a-pizza-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tossing a pizza</image:title><image:caption>Photo: recipes.howstuffworks.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/store.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Santullos Eatery</image:title><image:caption>Photo: santullos.com</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-26T13:31:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2011/08/22/linkedin-etiquette-tips/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/slide_33662_309346_large.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Job hiring</image:title><image:caption>Photo: Getty Images</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/hireme.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hire Me graduation cap</image:title><image:caption>Photo: wcnewsat1.wordpress.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/4278432941_5cb085182e_b.jpg</image:loc><image:title>LinkedIn chocolates</image:title><image:caption>Photo: flickr.com / nan palmero</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-22T15:28:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2011/08/19/master-fudge-maker/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/karla-bayon-hallowe23180c8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fudge covered apples</image:title><image:caption>Fudge-covered apples for Halloween.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/karla-bayon-red-vel2318908.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Red velvet fudge</image:title><image:caption>Red velvet fudge is one of the most successful flavors.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/karla-bayon-fudge-wreaths.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fudge wreaths</image:title><image:caption>These fudge wreaths are the holiday version of the "fudge flats" that Bayon developed.  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/karla-bayon-holiday23188c1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Karla-Bayon-Holiday#23188C1</image:title><image:caption>Fudge-covered apples and fudge-covered marshmallow pops for Halloween and the December holidays.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/img_0788_2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Karla mixing fudge</image:title><image:caption>Mmm, we can never say no to fudge.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-18T19:35:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2011/08/17/the-alligator-wrestler/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/trezo-je-at-white-gator-swamp.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Trezo Je at White Gator Swamp</image:title><image:caption>This rare white gator at Gatorland's White Gator Swamp is named Trezo Je, meaning "‘treasure's eye."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/tim_with_baby_gator.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tim with baby gator</image:title><image:caption>Tim Williams with a tiny alligator at Gatorland. Hatchlings are often 7 to 8 inches long.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/tim_snake_1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tim_snake_1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/gatorland-entrance_2008.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gatorland entrance</image:title><image:caption>Visitors walk through Gatorland's gaping gator mouth entrance.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/adventure-hour_for-all-ages.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Adventure Hour_for all ages</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-17T19:11:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2011/07/19/no-joe-schmos-monthly-roundup-july/</loc><lastmod>2011-08-16T17:39:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2011/08/16/no-joe-schmos-monthly-roundup-august/</loc><lastmod>2011-08-16T17:38:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2011/06/23/no-joe-schmos-one-month-anniversary/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/calendar8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>calendar</image:title><image:caption>Photo credit: guardian.co.uk</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/20110622-114654.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20110622-114654.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-16T00:57:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2011/08/10/female-bull-rider/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/mechanical-bull.jpg</image:loc><image:title>riding mechanical bull</image:title><image:caption>This girl has no idea what it's really like. Photo: taishimizu.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/hatspurs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cowboy hat and spurs</image:title><image:caption>Photo: hatsshoping.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/charging-cow1.png</image:loc><image:title>charging cow</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/accidentahead.jpg</image:loc><image:title>accident ahead sign</image:title><image:caption>Photo: pbrnow.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/mechbull1.gif</image:loc><image:title>Mechanical bull</image:title><image:caption>Photo: collegeentertianmentfun.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/charging-cow.png</image:loc><image:title>charging cow</image:title><image:caption>Photo: http://viva-freemania.blogspot.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/mechbull.gif</image:loc><image:title>mechanical bull</image:title><image:caption>This guy never rode the real deal. Photo: chicagomechanicalbullrental.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/practiceriding.jpg</image:loc><image:title>practice bull riding</image:title><image:caption>Practicing with a farm hand.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/savannah11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SaVannah Tallent</image:title><image:caption>"Technically, I am a cowgirl," bull rider SaVannah Tallent says. "But some of my friends and I refer to ourselves as cowboy-girls."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/savannah1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>savannah1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-10T13:15:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2011/08/08/the-roller-coaster-engineer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/jay-leno.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jay Leno</image:title><image:caption>The late night talk show host unknowingly doubles as roller coaster inspiration. Photo: xfinitytv.comcast.net</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/jeffpike-givingtour.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tour of roller coaster</image:title><image:caption>Pike giving a tour of Kentucky Rumbler, his first coaster he designed entirely on his own. Photo: Ashley Hancock</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/greatcoasters-evilkneivel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Wooden roller coasters - Eveil Knievel</image:title><image:caption>Evel Knievel at Six Flags in St. Louis, Missouri. Photo: Scott Rutherford</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/jeffpike-coaster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Renegade roller coaster</image:title><image:caption>Renegade, a wood coaster in Minnesota, setting off. Photo: Dustijn Hollon, MidwestInfoGuide.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/jeffpike.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jeff Pike on roller coaster</image:title><image:caption>Jeff Pike on the Ozark Wildcat at Celebration City in Branson, Missouri.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-09T20:58:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2011/08/05/foodie-friday-salad-entrepreneur/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/youngchef.png</image:loc><image:title>kid chef</image:title><image:caption>Photo: blog.sellametrohome.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/j0438718.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fresh vegetables</image:title><image:caption>Waldecker uses fresh, restaurant-quality vegetables in her products. Photo: blog.beauty-goodies.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/dsc_4423.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chicken riggies</image:title><image:caption>Chicken riggies, a pasta dish native to New York State, f New York State, typically includes chicken, rigatoni, and peppers in a spicy cream and tomato sauce. Photo: applecrumbles.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/rmd106.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chicken Riggie Sauce</image:title><image:caption>Photo: cnybounty.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/9477889-large.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ramona Waldecker</image:title><image:caption>Ramona Waldecker of Central New York, with her line of Ramona's Dressings and Kickin' Chicken Riggies Sauce. Photo: Mike Greenlar / The Post-Standard</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/ramona-yea-baby-picture.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Central NY festival</image:title><image:caption>Ramona Waldecker selling her line of dressings and sauces at a festival in Central New York, where she lives.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-09T18:33:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2011/08/09/more-behind-the-scenes-at-great-coasters/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/renegadefrommidway.jpg</image:loc><image:title>renegadefrommidway</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/onrumbler.jpg</image:loc><image:title>onrumbler</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/mountainflyer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mountainflyer</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/troyatnight.jpg</image:loc><image:title>troyatnight</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/kentuckyrumbler.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kentuckyrumbler</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/jeff-mike-and-chris.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jeff, Mike, and Chris</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/jeff-and-mike.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jeff and Mike</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/jeff-and-chris-at-iaapa.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jeff and Chris at IAAPA</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/imag0056.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jeff standing on Thunderhead</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/dsc04052.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC04052</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-09T16:28:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2011/07/29/foodie-friday-the-oscar-mayer-hotdogger/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/picture-2.png</image:loc><image:title>Wienermobile 75th birthday</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/picture-1.png</image:loc><image:title>Wienermobile's 75th birthday</image:title><image:caption>The iconic Wienermobile tours NYC for its 75th birthday.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/wideshotinsideween.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Inside Wienermobile</image:title><image:caption>Ketchup Kylie and her co-Hotdogger, Dylan (aka Dy-licious) in New York City.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/hotdoggersjump.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Oscar Mayer Hotdoggers</image:title><image:caption>The close-knit group of Hotdoggers send each other letters and mix CDs in mail.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/kyliedylan_detroit.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Wienermobile in Detroit, Michigan</image:title><image:caption>Kylie and her co-Hotdogger, Dylan, in Detroit, Michigan. The Wienermobile's horn plays, "Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener..." </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/future-ketchup-kylie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Future Ketchup Kylie</image:title><image:caption>Hot dog fate? Kylie, age 6, in front of the Wienermobile.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/kylie-hodges.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kylie Hodges Wienermobile</image:title><image:caption>Ketchup Kylie in front of the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/in-front-of-stock-exchange.jpg</image:loc><image:title>In front of NYSE</image:title><image:caption>Kylie and her co-Hotdogger, Dylan, in front of the New York Stock Exchange. Photo: hotdoggerblog.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/back-to-the-future-delorean.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DeLorean car - Back to the Future</image:title><image:caption>Unlike the DeLorean, the Weinermobile's horn plays "Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener..." (Photo credit: themacwire.blogspot.com)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-04T01:56:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2011/07/28/smart-career-choices-combining-passion-with-social-good/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/ladybug-cookies.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Ladybug Cookies</image:title><image:caption>Photo credit: bakingforgood.com.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/emily-dubner-photo-for-week-of-7-18-blog-post.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Emily Dubner - Baking For Good</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-28T20:21:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2011/07/20/5-rules-for-finding-a-job-on-twitter/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/hashtag-twitter.jpg</image:loc><image:title>twitter bird with hashtags</image:title><image:caption>Photo credit: earthtravelunlimited.net</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/hire-me1-300x214.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hire me </image:title><image:caption>Photo credit: socialmediaoutofthebox.com</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-28T16:36:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2011/07/27/the-die-hard-dancer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/dance_warren2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Home4Dance dancing</image:title><image:caption>During the video shoot for Home4Dance.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/dancers_warren.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Home4Dance dancers</image:title><image:caption>During the Home4Dance video shoot.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/736303_pointe.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pointe shoes</image:title><image:caption>Photo credit: sxc.hu</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/juliejulia_meryl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Julie and Julia - Meryl Streep, Stanley Tucci</image:title><image:caption>Meryl Streep as Julia Child in &lt;i&gt;Julie &amp; Julia&lt;/i&gt;. Photo credit: imdb.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/warren-h4d-pose.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Warren Home4Dance pose</image:title><image:caption>Adams during the video shoot for Home4Dance, working on building the site's brand.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/n754537386_3014629_4085034.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Warren Adams</image:title><image:caption>Warren Adams, founder of Home4Dance, has been dancing since age 7.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-02T12:13:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2011/07/25/the-trash-talker-terracycles-vp-of-media-relations/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/albe11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Albe with Earth Day shirt</image:title><image:caption>"Every day is Earth Day at TerraCycle," Zakes says.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/will-painting.jpg</image:loc><image:title>graffiti</image:title><image:caption>The walls of the TerraCycle office are covered with carefully crafted graffiti.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/obama-wide.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Obama graffiti</image:title><image:caption>The walls of the TerraCycle office are covered with carefully crafted graffiti.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/new-office-left-side.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TerraCycle inside</image:title><image:caption>Inside TerraCycle's offices, where the rugs are made from other rug remnants.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/bearnaked-new-woven-11725d.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Granola wrapper purse</image:title><image:caption>The small purse is woven out of Bear Naked granola packaging.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/drink-pouch-021.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Capri Sun lunchbox</image:title><image:caption>The Capri Sun lunchbox is made from Capri Sun wrappers sewn together.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/albe1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Albe1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/albe-in-wrappers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Albe in empty wrappers</image:title><image:caption>"Every day is Earth Day at TerraCycle," Zakes says.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-26T03:02:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2011/07/24/cupcakes-legos/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/lego-man-mm-cupcakes.png</image:loc><image:title>LEGO cupcakes</image:title><image:caption>(Edible) LEGO Man M&amp;M Cupcakes.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-26T01:02:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2011/07/18/the-opera-singer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/2997931456_36af8b2c0a_b-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hot fudge sundae</image:title><image:caption>Mmm, finger-lickin' good. Photo credit: Flickr.com/Leslie Kalohi</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/elizharmetz-singing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Singing in Sleeping Beauty</image:title><image:caption>In a performance of Sleeping Beauty, Harmetz played the bad fairy.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/elizharmetz-sleepingbeauty.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ElizHarmetz-SleepingBeauty</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/elizharmetz-red1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Christmas caroling</image:title><image:caption>Harmetz earns extra income during the holidays by Christmas caroling.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/elizharmetz-feather.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Elizabeth Harmetz in Cinderella</image:title><image:caption>As Cinderella’s evil stepmother in "Into the Woods," at the Lyric Theatre in Los Angeles.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/elizharmetz-3piggyopera.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Elizabeth Harmetz as little piggy</image:title><image:caption>Harmetz played the piggy who built her house of sticks in The Three Piggy Opera.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/elizharmetz-red.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Elizabeth Harmetz</image:title><image:caption>Photo credit</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-21T14:46:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2011/07/14/the-vegan-shoe-designer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/elizabetholsen-headshot.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Elizabeth Olsen</image:title><image:caption>Elizabeth Olsen founded Olsenhaus at age 35, after a long career in fashion.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/elizabeth-bio-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Elizabeth Olsen</image:title><image:caption>Elizabeth Olsen founded Olsenhaus Vegan Shoes when she was 35 years old, after a long career in fashion.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/olsenhaus-joydream.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Joy and Dream shoes</image:title><image:caption>"Joy" (L) is made from recycled TV screen, black cork, recycled tire rubber, and sawdust. "Dream" (R) is also made from recycled TV screen, and has a wooden heel.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/olsenhaus-beachball2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>beach ball sandal</image:title><image:caption>Beach ball sandal with chain and studs from the Olsenhaus Spring 2011 collection.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/pic_bio2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Elizabeth Olsen</image:title><image:caption>Elizabeth Olsen founded Olsenhaus Vegan Shoes when she was 35 years old after a career in fashion.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-17T11:08:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2011/07/15/check-in-next-week-for-foodie-friday/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/about_first-time_1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Crumbs cupcake</image:title><image:caption>Next week's Foodie Friday: Mia Bauer, a co-owner of Crumbs. Photo credit: crumbs.com</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-15T20:30:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2011/07/05/the-elvis-impersonator/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/memphissun1a.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Schulz in Memphis</image:title><image:caption>Schulz performing in Memphis.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/1173698351_bcee5a6e42_b1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Schulz at Turner Field</image:title><image:caption>black velet. Photo credit: Flickr/Richard Roberson</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/1174539888_59c139bab7_b.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Schulz at Turner Field </image:title><image:caption>At Turner Field. Photo credit: Flickr.com/Richard Roberson</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/1173698351_bcee5a6e42_b.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Harold "Elvis" Schulz</image:title><image:caption>Photo credit: Flickr/Richard Roberson</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/harold-jailhouserock1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Harold Jailhouse Rock</image:title><image:caption>Schulz, aka Young Elvis, singing "Jailhouse Rock."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/harold-jailhouserock.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Harold Jailhouse Rock</image:title><image:caption>Schulz, aka Young Elvis, singing "Jailhouse Rock."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/haroldwithfans.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Harold with fans</image:title><image:caption>Schulz with a group of adoring fans after a show.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/harold-holdingmic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Harold holding mic</image:title><image:caption>Schulz sings &lt;i&gt;to&lt;/i&gt; the microphone, just like Elvis did.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/harold-singinginmic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Harold-singinginmic</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/4bdf3ddbcc504_large.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Harold Schulz, aka Young Elvis, performing "Jailhouse Rock."</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-14T04:00:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2011/07/13/the-monster-truck-driver/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/zimmercar2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Monster truck during freestyle</image:title><image:caption>Zimmer's Amsoil Shock Therapy gliding over a lineup of crushed cars.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/pawn-stars-season-3-episode-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pawn Stars</image:title><image:caption>ZImmer would "love to own the place in Pawn Stars," he says. Photo credit: newsrealblog.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/zimmer_bio3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Zimmer signing autograph</image:title><image:caption>Jon Zimmer signs an autograph for a young fan at a pit party in Las Vegas.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/dsc_0026.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Zimmer with monster truck</image:title><image:caption>Zimmer standing alongside his truck before a show.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/dsc_0176.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Amsoil Shock Therapy</image:title><image:caption>Zimmer's truck, the Amsoil Shock Therapy, in action.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/jonzimmer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jon Zimmer</image:title><image:caption>"I'm very to the point," Jon Zimmer says. "And I expect everyone around me to work like I do."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-13T13:09:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2011/07/11/clay-paw-prints/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/hand-paw.gif</image:loc><image:title>Hand and paw</image:title><image:caption>Photo credit: veterinarywisdom.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/vet_cat.gif</image:loc><image:title>Veterinarian with cat</image:title><image:caption>Photo credit: veterinarywisdom.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/22542_221305994861_160678939861_3117812_2469838_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bart the Bear</image:title><image:caption>Photo credit: bartbear.tripod.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/dasani-flipped2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dog holding up paw</image:title><image:caption>Photo credit: BestFriends.org</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/nep_9019.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ClayPaws</image:title><image:caption>ClayPaws prints that can be made from the kits sold at World by the Tail.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/laurel_fav.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Laurel Lagoni with cockapoo</image:title><image:caption>Laurel Lagoni with her cockapoo, a mix between a cocker spaniel and poodle.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-23T03:49:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2011/07/08/foodie-friday-the-competitive-eater/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/sabrinaaschhotdogs05-048.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Crazy Legs at Nathan's contest</image:title><image:caption>Conti wolfs down hot dogs at the Nathan's contest.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/moatard.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Crazy Legs during competition</image:title><image:caption>During competitions, it's mind over stomach, says Crazy Legs.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/casspixdvdshoot-345.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Crazy Legs documentary cover</image:title><image:caption>Photo credit: crazylegsconti.com</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-08T19:15:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2011/07/01/foodie-friday-the-food-spotter/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/amyblogschow-sweet-potato-fries.png</image:loc><image:title>Amy with sweet potato fries</image:title><image:caption>Amy with a batch of deep-fried sweet potato fries.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/amycao.png</image:loc><image:title>Amy Cao</image:title><image:caption>Photo credit: AmyBlogsChow.tumblr.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/tumblr_lmg14bwedv1qa1jg0o1_500.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Schnitzel convo on iPhone</image:title><image:caption>A typical conversation for Amy.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-02T17:36:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2011/06/30/the-collegehumor-com-editor/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/shaun-white.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Shaun White</image:title><image:caption>That face is just asking to be punched. Photo credit: thinlinestupid.wordpress.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/22611291_4f4c071e51_o.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CollegeHumor writing staff</image:title><image:caption>The CollegeHumor writing staff, L to R: Ethan Doughty, Amir Blumenfeld, Streeter Seidell, Jeff Rubin, and Sarah Schneider. Photo credit: flickr.com/Zach Klein</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/babd03084fb7542450ed341e0bc3410e.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Streeter Seidell</image:title><image:caption>Photo courtesy: collegehumor.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/281x211_streeter__mg_70211.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Streeter Seidell</image:title><image:caption>Photo credit: mtv.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/281x211_streeter__mg_7021.jpg</image:loc><image:title>281x211_Streeter__mg_7021</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-01T18:43:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2011/06/29/the-rainforest-saver/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/flags1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Different flags across world</image:title><image:caption>Photo credit: toursinperu.blogspot.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/julies2520bilsa2520pix2520145.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jenny with boa constrictor</image:title><image:caption>Jenny didn't mind boa constrictors and other snakes.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/img_9666.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_9666</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/img_0584.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jenny with Ecuadorian class</image:title><image:caption>Jenny Litz with a group of children in the rainforest community, where she taught environmental education.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/dsc04404.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Market in Ecuador</image:title><image:caption>El Mercado, the market in Ecuador, sold lots of fresh, cheap, and delicious fruits.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/img_3001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jenny and umbrellabird</image:title><image:caption>Jenny Litz holding an umbrellabird, with a radio on its back to study its home range.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/img_7383.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Toucan</image:title><image:caption>Measuring a toucan's beak length.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/img_6559.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jenny on road to Bilso</image:title><image:caption>The dirt road is four hours walking or on horseback.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-01T02:16:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2011/06/24/foodie-friday-the-head-beer-brewer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/bluepoint-inside.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Inside Blue Point</image:title><image:caption>An average day inside the brewhouse. Photo credit: Curt Potter</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/bluepointpint.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pint of Blue Point beer</image:title><image:caption>Mmm, that's the stuff. Photo credit: BluePointBrewing.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/bluepointtap.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BluePointTap</image:title><image:caption>Photo credit: BluePointBrewing.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/alanbradyhops.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Alan Brady with hops</image:title><image:caption>Most beer is flavored with hops, which add bitterness and act as a natural preservative.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/headbreweralanbrady.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Alan Brady</image:title><image:caption>The Blue Point Brewing Company's head brewer, Alan Brady.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-29T05:30:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2011/05/24/circus-ringmaster/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/246199_f260-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Water for Elephants</image:title><image:caption>Photo credit: hubpages.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/venardos4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kevin Venardos</image:title><image:caption> .. .</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/venardos2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kevin Venardos</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/venardos3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kevin Venardos</image:title><image:caption>At Ringling Bros. and Barnum &amp; Bailey’s The  Greatest Show on Earth.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-25T05:55:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2011/06/22/paperless-business-cards/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/sqr-home-pic1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Phones and QR code</image:title><image:caption>Badge scanning technology enables you to instantly exchange contact info using smartphones and a QR-code reader. Photo credit: scrs.co</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/about-me.jpg</image:loc><image:title>about.me</image:title><image:caption>This About.me profile boasts just two sentences: one about her background in design, the other about her addiction to beet chips.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-22T04:32:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2011/06/21/the-artificial-limb-maker/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/davesisson-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>David Sisson making arm</image:title><image:caption>David Sisson creating a prosthetic hand (note: not Luke Skywalker's). Photo credit: Patrick Sisson</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/the-fugitive-400x400.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Harrison Ford - The Fugitive</image:title><image:caption>Harrison Ford with Sisson's prosthetic arm in The Fugitive. Photo credit: movieforums.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/2007-with-mom.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nicaragua - boy with mom</image:title><image:caption>A boy in Nicaragua who lost his leg in 2007. Photo credit: htc-il.org</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/mills-5415241.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Heather Mills fake leg</image:title><image:caption>Heather Mills, Paul McCartney's ex-wife, took off her prosthetic leg during an interview on Larry King Live in 2002. Photo credit: freerepublic.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/lukeskywalkercyborghand.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Luke Skywalker hand</image:title><image:caption>Luke Skywalker's legacy lives on today. Photo credit: scifi-review.net</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/davesisson-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dave Sisson</image:title><image:caption>Dave Sisson working on a prosthetic leg.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-21T05:10:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2011/06/17/foodie-friday-serious-eater/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/6a00d8341c630a53ef0115714dad9d970c-800wi.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Adam Richman on Man v. Food</image:title><image:caption>Adam Richman on Travel Channel's Man v. Food. Photo credit: latimesblogs.latimes.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/20100519-motorino1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Motorino pizza</image:title><image:caption>Brussels sprouts and speck pizza from Motorino. Photo credit: Robyn Lee</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/seriouseats-finished-pies.jpg</image:loc><image:title>14 finished pies</image:title><image:caption>The aftermath of a 14-pie breakfast at Hoosier Mama in Chicago. Photo credit: Robyn Lee</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/careyjones_emeril.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Carey Jones, Emeril, Ed Levine</image:title><image:caption>(L to R): Emeril Lagasse; Ed Levine, who launched Serious Eats; Carey Jones. Photo credit: J. Kenji Lopez-Alt</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/carey-jones-cherries.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Carey Jones tossing cherries</image:title><image:caption>Carey learning to toss coffee cherries on a trip to a coffee farm in Brazil. Photo credit: Liz Clayton </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-17T17:12:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2011/06/15/the-urban-honey-beekeeper/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/beesrid.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Guy covered in bees</image:title><image:caption>Photo credit: Reuters/Eliana Aponte</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/european-honey-bee-080826.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Honey bee with flower</image:title><image:caption>Honey bees improve the quality and quantity of garden crops. Photo credit: gmo-journal.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/lady-gaga-graduation.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lady-Gaga-Graduation</image:title><image:caption>Note: Beekeper suits do not actually resemble Lady Gaga's beekeeper hat. Photo credit: idolator.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/oa0r7241-300x200.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Noah Wilson-Rich</image:title><image:caption>Photo credit: Matthew Sandager Photography</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/noah-bee-veil.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Noah with veil</image:title><image:caption>Noah wearing his beekeepers suit. Photo credit: Izzy Berdan</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-17T07:13:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2011/06/13/the-wilderness-adventurer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/whalewatch-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Whale Watch</image:title><image:caption>One of the elements, Whale Watch, is a large teeter totter. Photo credit: cayuganaturecenter.org</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/posion-ivy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>poison ivy</image:title><image:caption>Poison ivy has three jagged leaves, like these. Photo credit: mri.usd.edu</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/poison-ivy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Poison ivy</image:title><image:caption>Poison ivy has three jagged leaves. Photo credit: mri.usd.edu</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/mattsacco-climbing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Matt Sacco - climbing tree</image:title><image:caption>Climbing a 45-foot element on the course.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/pics-of-team-and-maple-fest-014.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Climbing tree</image:title><image:caption>Climbing a 45-foot element on the course.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/matt-sacco1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Matt Sacco</image:title><image:caption>Matt Sacco on the ropes course at Cayuga Nature Center.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/flyingsquirrel1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>flyingsquirrel</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/matt-sacco.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Matt Sacco</image:title><image:caption>Matt Sacco on the ropes course at Cayuga Nature Center.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/matt-cam1-045.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Matt Sacco</image:title><image:caption>Matt Sacco on a ropes course at Cayuga Nature Center.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/flyingsquirrel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Flying squirrel</image:title><image:caption>A flying squirrel. Photo credit: squirrelpestcontrol.blogsavy.com</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-15T05:16:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2011/06/14/the-rain-wind-and-snow-man/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/9300382-man-with-bowler-hat-and-an-umbrella-in-the-back.jpg</image:loc><image:title>man with umbrella</image:title><image:caption>Photo credit: 123rf.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/global_warming_by_teabing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>global warming</image:title><image:caption>Photo credit: globalwarming2009.blogspot.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/48824_100001986542391_3335813_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ron Burgundy</image:title><image:caption>Ron Burgundy and Jon Gottschalck have different approaches to work. Photo credit: dreamworks.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/kids-snow-play-550.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kid playing in snow</image:title><image:caption>Snow days: a kid's best friend. Photo credit: kidsblogs.nationalgeographic.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/us-drought-monitor.jpg</image:loc><image:title>US-Drought-Monitor</image:title><image:caption>Map monitoring droughts throughout the U.S., drafted by Gottschalck. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/viewer.png</image:loc><image:title>US Drought Map</image:title><image:caption>A U.S. Drought Map drafted by Jon Gottschalck.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-15T05:15:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2011/06/12/behind-the-scenes-rent-video/</loc><lastmod>2011-06-12T18:14:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2011/06/10/mrs-willy-wonka/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/header-portfolio.png</image:loc><image:title>Cup of pens and pencils</image:title><image:caption>Photo credit: yourmis.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/craigslist.jpg</image:loc><image:title>craigslist</image:title><image:caption>The Craigslist.org homepage.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/mayumi-directing-shoot.png</image:loc><image:title>Mayumi directing shoot</image:title><image:caption>Mayumi (left) directing a photo shoot for Dylan's Candy Bar.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/rent-cast.jpg</image:loc><image:title>RENT cast</image:title><image:caption>Mayumi (bottom left, in the pink) with the cast of RENT. Frenchie Davis from "The Voice" is</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/donut-mochi.png</image:loc><image:title>donut mochi</image:title><image:caption>Donut-shaped mochi in Japan.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/495-33491-a-zoom.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chocolate pretzel tower</image:title><image:caption>The striped pretzel tower is filled with 3.25” x 2.5” white and milk chocolate covered pretzels. Photo credit: dylanscandybar.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/dylans-under-the-sun.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dylan's candy mix</image:title><image:caption>The "everything under the sun mix," an online exclusive, include Jolly Ranchers, Starbursts and Skittles. Photo credit: dylanscandybar.com</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-16T22:39:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2011/05/27/foodie-friday-the-ice-cream-tastemaster/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/250px-ice-cream-scoop-better.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Scooping ice cream</image:title><image:caption>Photo credit: wikihow.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/ice-cream-scoops1-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ice cream scoops</image:title><image:caption>Photo credit: causematters.wordpress.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/ourstrawberryblonde.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Our Strawberry Blonde</image:title><image:caption>Our Strawberry Blonde: strawberry ice cream mixed with strawberries, caramel, and graham cracker.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/cold-stone-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ray Karam</image:title><image:caption>Ray Karam enjoying a Cold Stone Creation.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-11T19:18:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2011/06/03/foodie-friday-the-fortune-cookie-writer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/fortune-cookie1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Customized fortune cookie</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/ladyfortunes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lady Fortunes</image:title><image:caption>Photo credit: ladyfortunes.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/tfcs4-21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Giant fortune cookie</image:title><image:caption>     Lady Fortunes offers customized cookies for special occasions and holidays, like the Fourth of July. Photo credit: ladyfortunes.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/fc-iw-21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fortune cookies</image:title><image:caption>Photo credit: ladyfortunes.com</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-11T19:18:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2011/06/08/6-ways-to-maximize-your-resume-for-a-job/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/social-media-bandwagon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Social media bandwagon</image:title><image:caption>Photo credit: enforen.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/seniorbbq.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SeniorBBQ</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/business-resume-ok-300x165.jpg</image:loc><image:title>A-OK resume</image:title><image:caption>Photo credit: mflmigration.com</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-11T19:16:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2011/06/07/10-cool-jobs-you-wanted-as-a-kid/</loc><lastmod>2011-06-07T22:49:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2011/06/06/the-las-vegas-hypnotist/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/coral-princess-kellie-karl-hypnotist.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kellie Karl leading show</image:title><image:caption>Kellie Karl hypnotizing a group of 30 on stage.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/kellie-karl-blue-white-name.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kellie Karl poster</image:title><image:caption>One of Kellie Karl's promotional ads.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/dsc00103.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kellie Karl</image:title><image:caption>Photo courtesy of Kellie Karl</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/kk_2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kellie Karl</image:title><image:caption>Photo courtesy of Kellie Karl</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-07T22:48:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2011/05/23/questions-at-end-of-interview/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/workplace.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Yoga on desk</image:title><image:caption>It's important to find a working environment that fits your needs. Photo credit: stopstressingnow.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/image_2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Job Interview</image:title><image:caption>Photo credit: focus.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/interview_tell_me_157.jpg</image:loc><image:title>interview_tell_me_157</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-01T15:14:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2011/06/01/5-ways-to-make-your-business-card-stand-out/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/businesscard1.gif</image:loc><image:title>businesscard</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/google-business-card3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Google business card</image:title><image:caption>Photo credit: evancarmichael.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/businesscards-dogtags.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dog tag business card</image:title><image:caption>Photo credit: reencoded.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/businesscards-holemobilim.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Business card with hole</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/businesscards-chocolatebite.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chocolate bite business card</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/businesscards-oval.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Oval business card</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/businesscard.gif</image:loc><image:title>business cards</image:title><image:caption>Photo credit: themarketingguy.wordpress.com</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-01T14:14:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/2011/05/31/traveling-motivational-speaker/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/jolles_final.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rob Jolles</image:title><image:caption>Photo courtesy of Jessie Jolles</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/jolles_poster2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jolles_poster2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nojoeschmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/04-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jim Carrey</image:title><image:caption>Jim Carrey in the movie "A Series of Unfortunate Events." 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